C.J.: What’s this?
Charlie: The lyrics to the Notre Dame fight song.
Bartlet: It would please me if you would lead the press in a rendition as we pass over South Bend.
C.J.: Yes, sir.
Bartlet: All five verses, please.
C.J.: Go Irish!
Bartlet: You bet your ass!
— The West Wing 2x07 ‘The Portland Trip’
“So we can have sex now.”
— The West Wing 2x05 ‘And It’s Surely To Their Credit’