100. I actually do give a fuck. About a lot of things.

99. Whenever I buy like a nice perfume for myself, I have it wrapped as a gift and unpack it when I get home.

FUCK YEAH. Who doesn’t like unwrapping gifts? Aww, I got myself some Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb. I shouldn’t have!

98. I’ve never had a real we-talk-about-everything-and-finish-each-other’s-sentences kind of friendship.

I actually never talk about anything.

97. I have my Stockard DVDs sorted chronologically.

They’re on their own little shelf. The rest of my DVDs are sorted alphabetically. Except the pile next to my tv, which I’ve recently watched, haven’t watched yet, or need gifing.

96. I always fear that people pretend to like me but secretly hate me.

95. I’m terrible at lighting matches. I will always break the match or set my fingers on fire.

94. I have babysat for the same family for over 10 years.

93. I like hats.

Luckily they also look pretty good on me.

92. I always set two alarm clocks.

91. I have a camera that I bought mostly because it’s pink.

90. I like it when I’ve listened to a cd so many times that I know which song is next, before the previous one ended.

89. I played one of the Lost Boys in a school production of Peter Pan.

Peter Pan was also played by a girl. Tinker Bell was a very tall, dark, scruffy guy, with chest hair and everything. Wearing a tutu.

88. I really don’t like coffee. Love the way it smells, hate the way it tastes.

87. I used to be straight. And then I discovered tumblr.