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stockardchanning:

whendoiturnbackintoapumpkin:

stockardchanning:

god, i remember one time i was sick, and i was just sitting there fast-forwarding through smoke until i got to her scenes. (this applies to most of her movies though.)

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU’RE INDISPUTABLY WRONG

Haha I knowww! If only she got bigger parts, I might actually see an entire movie sometime. I have yet to see more than 5 minutes of The First Wives Club :’) 

And yes, there will be a picture of little 2-year-old me, with an eyepatch. At some point. But just hold on for that gif though, I’ll post it now.

hold the phone.

you’ve only seen the first five minutes of the first wives club?

petra.

petra.

i’m so disappointed.

Well I have a problem watching after she dies. I’m sorry okay?!

I have seen bits of it. 

Actually

I’m pretty sure I saw it once, when I was like 7? My dad likes romantic comedies, that’s probably why. But I don’t remember much of it. 

EXCEPT THAT STOCKARD DIES! She cries, drinks, puts on her fur coat and FUCKING DIES! 

(OK I was probably not 7 because that was before the movie was made but you get my point)

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