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Blisters, so many blisters

One day I will remember not to wear cute shoes when I know I have to walk any distance at all.

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mumsawitch: On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...

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thatswhatisee asked: I don't get what's wrong with the shadows in that picture of The First Wives Club DVD...

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merylthatchertr0physnatcher asked: LOOK AT THAT GUY, ON THE LEFT, IN THAT GIF. LMFAO THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS.

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Ten rape prevention tips: →

terramantra: 1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks. 2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone. 3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her. 4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her. 5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her. 6. Never creep into a woman’s...

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red-silhouette replied to your photo: Well, fuck. Same here. Let’s auw together. Let’s :’(

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Mrs. Landingham: Are you looking for the President? 
Abbey: I imagine he'll be along in a moment
 *Door bangs*
Jed: Really?! 
Abbey: Oh yeah! 
Mrs. Landingham: Good afternoon, Mr. President.
Jed: Good afternoon, Mrs. Landingham
Mrs. Landingham: Is there anything-
Jed: Go away right now 
Mrs. Landingham: You seem a little tense, Mr. President.
Jed: Not for long, Mrs. Landingham.

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So... I was reading one of these Strummer stories...

whendoiturnbackintoapumpkin: I’ve put the two identical fragments below the line. (NSFW) Now, I’m sorry if these stories are from the same author, because, you know, copy from yourself all you want. But if it’s not… that’s not okay. Read More really? no one cares?

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lerosier: Are we still having the whole thing with The Iron Lady winning the Oscar for best make-up over Harry Potter? SRLY, GET OVER IT. IT WAS 4 MONTHS AGO. OMG seriously? Still? LOL

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drunkonstevphen: This man is beyond words. HOMOSNACKSUALS!

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So... I was reading one of these Strummer stories...

I’ve put the two identical fragments below the line. (NSFW) Now, I’m sorry if these stories are from the same author, because, you know, copy from yourself all you want. But if it’s not… that’s not okay. [[MORE]] The Strummer story Meryl finally spoke. “Now, baby.” She cried and he knew there would not be any foreplay. Meryl felt a tingle of...

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