so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all
WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO
It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.
Tim Knowles - Tree Drawings (2006)
“A series of drawings produced using drawing implements attached to the tips of tree branches, the wind’s effects on the tree recorded on paper.
Like signatures each drawing reveals the different qualities and characteristics of each tree.”
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff
"if you’re travelling with someone who needs EXTRA special attention, like your husband, bless his heart…"
Hilarious safety speech. The ending with people clapping and whistling their applause is very loud though so beware if you turn it up to hear the speech.
"Smoking is never allowed aboard South West. If you’re caught smoking in the lavatory, the fine for that is $2000, and if you wanted to pay that for your air fare you should have flown somebody else."